Is it an App?
Yes.
Will it give you simple answers to lifes hardest questions?
Yes.
Is it constantly updated?
Yes.
Is it an internet meme?
Yes.
Does it suck?
No.
Is it topical?
Yes.
Is it relevant?
Yes.
Is it random?
Yes.
Does it know your favorite color?
No.
Is it worth the download?
Yes.
Has anyone ever read this far?
No.